You are reading this sentence right now.

HELLO BERNARD.
i have come to post since i am so damn bored.hee.:D
im listening to you and bern yak yak yak on the phone.
AND IM STILL BORED.D:
and jaron is like,niao niao niao-ing.LOL.
maybe he needs the loo again.
anyway.DELETE THIS IF YOU WANT.
buhbye.
bang.i'm dead.
-ELLEH.(: